Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Foot fetish

Always the ladies man, Tom Terrific was spotted yesterday en route to Gisele Bundchen's Manhattan apartment for a little TLC (and probably some wild freaky sex). He brought flowers and a walking b-- Huh? Walking boot?!?!

[That's what happens when you make a career of stomping on Peyton Manning]


Now, I'm as concerned as anyone when it comes to the health of my #1 mancrush, but this is clearly a case of pre-Super Bowl XLII mind games. Consider this:

Then, hours after being photographed, other pictures showed Brady wearing black shoes--and no boot--when he showed up at a New York club.

For one, Tom Brady has been listed as "probable" on every injury report for the past six years. For two, he was walking through New York City, tabloid media epicenter and home of the Patriots' Super Bowl opponent--if the foot were an actual issue, he a) wouldn't have made the trip, or b) wouldn't have worn a walking cast in broad daylight while being swarmed by paparazzi. For three, this is Tom "when I get bored with TV stars, I move on to supermodels" Brady we're talking about here.

He might put his pants on one leg at a time, just like you and me. Except, when he puts his pants on, the guy wins Super Bowls.

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